Am I Doing This Right? by Tanya Hennessy

Am I Doing This Right? by Tanya Hennessy

Author:Tanya Hennessy
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Allen & Unwin
Published: 2018-05-01T16:00:00+00:00


Here are some reasons my friends (with kids) have bailed on me:

‘My kids glued themselves together.’

‘My kid ate money and now we’re waiting for him to pass the $14 in coins he ate.’

‘All three kids have nits and now I have nits too.’

‘My kid put a pencil in her butt and now it’s bleeding.’

‘My kid vomited and then walked in the vomit, then walked around the house vomiting and walking it into the carpet, and now the vomit is making me vomit. Enjoy brunch, though.’

‘My kid wrote on the walls with his own poo.’

‘My kids put the cat in the washing machine and I turned it on.’

‘My kid put my laptop in the toilet.’



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