A Witch by Any Other Name by Terence Goodchild

Author:Terence Goodchild
Language: eng
Format: epub
Tags: comedy humour
Publisher: Terence Goodchild

All was quiet when the curtain rose (have you ever seen a curtain rose little red flower) anyway on with the show the curtain rose and fell to the ground as no one had fastened it up but no worries the king went on, and he went on and on and everyone was speechless including the king who just went on and on but nothing came out.

And just at the moment when it was the kings turn to sing and everyone expected a baritone”s voice out came a voice from another world, (the king wished it was) the king kept singing while Singasong Sam tried to put the words into the kings mouth, but had never thought of practicing beforehand, the king sang low while Sam sang high on account of his pants being too tight the audience never uttered a whisper (but a little titter ran through the house but no one caught it).

No one said a word because if they did the king would lock them in the castle prison and no one wanted that (because the bed”s here were too hard and the food even harder.)

When the king had finished, the audience gave him a standing ovation while sitting down as no one was going to do anything else were they because after all, he is the king.

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After the show, the king waited at the exit for everyone to come out of the theatre and to ask them how they enjoyed the show and to blow his own trumpet, as he was waiting for shaking hands with everyone who came out and saying.

“How did you like my show?”

“Wonderful, grovel marvelous creep excellent suck suck.” And so on they came not wishing to upset the king in any way and anger him, until out walked a blind man, not knowing the king was asking the questions said.

“Who was that lead singer, he sounded as if his pants were too tight it was terrible and shocking.” and words like that, the king was taken aback. (When we know he should have taken a front)

Never has anyone told the king the truth so he took the blind man to one side (he could have taken him to two sides, but it would have been no point he was blind) the king said to the blind man.

“Can you do trick’s and spells?

“No tried it once cut my finger off.”

“Pity I had a good job lined up for you, looks like I will have to keep Singasong my pants are too tight Sam on the books, but seeing as you are a truthful man you shall never want for anything ever again.”

“Can I have my sight back? The man asked.

“Don’t be ridiculous.” The king replied.

On with the story

The next morning the king sent for Sam and said to him.

“If you ever have another cunning plan, pray please keep it to yourself, your sorcery isn’t up to scratch your spells never work, and another thing your ears are too big plus you just cannot sing for toffee.

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