Superman is an Arab by Joumana Haddad

Author:Joumana Haddad
Language: eng
Format: epub
ISBN: 9781908906083
Publisher: Saqi

The rant

He says she says

Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy fat women.

Nicole Hollander

Women have to cook, he says

The only thing I’ll cook is your flesh, she says.

Women are creatures from Hell, he says

Good, so you’ve been warned, she says.

Women can’t be trusted, he says

You can thank me later, she says.

Women must obey men, he says

Then get down on your knees and order me to get naked, she says.

Women talk too much, he says

Shut up and make love to me, she says.

Women exist to please their lovers, he says

Say please and I’ll think about it, she says.

Women fall in love easily, he says

What’s your name again? she says.

Women just dream of getting married, he says

Don’t hold your breath, she says.

Women are bad drivers, he says

Remember it when I run you over with my car, she says.

Women don’t care about size, he says

I hope you’re not counting on that, she says.

Women must be spanked when they misbehave, he says

What are you waiting for? she says.

Women should be tied down, he says

Where is the rope? she says.

Women can’t stand one-night stands, he says

Tell yourself that when I’m gone tomorrow morning, she says.

Don’t expect me to stay for ever, he says

Is that a promise? she says.

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