Fly on the Wall (Urban Renaissance) by Trista Russell

Author:Trista Russell [Russell, Trista]
Language: eng
Format: mobi
ISBN: 9781601621450
Amazon: 1601621450
Publisher: Urban Books
Published: 2009-02-02T05:00:00+00:00

During this boring ride to Paige’s house, I’d like to vindicate myself by discussing some common fly stereotypes. All flies do not eat shit, hover over dead bodies, or find delight in buzzing dangerously close to a human ear at three in the morning. I am a fly with class. You won’t find me around your crusty-ass toilet. I stay in the kitchen, and the moment you leave an uncovered pot unattended, you better believe that I act as your professional taste tester. At dinnertime, I pray that you’ll let the clumsiest muthafucka in your family pour the drinks, so that through their spillage I can get my drink on. As for trying to annoy you, hell naw. I saw what the fly swatter did to my aggravating big brother, so when you sleep, I sleep.

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