Humor
mobi, epub |eng | 2010-10-15 | Author:Whoopi Goldberg

Chapter 34 Play Nice or Stay Home Rude fans at sports stadiums don’t stop at heckling. Hell, no. Why should they be satisfied merely yelling trash about a player’s mother’s ...
( Category: Etiquette Guides & Advice March 25,2014 )
mobi, epub, pdf |eng | 2011-11-01 | Author:Mindy Kaling

Things Kelly and I Would Both Do • Choreograph and star in a music video • Fake our own deaths to catch a serial killer • Cry at work occasionally ...
( Category: Humor March 25,2014 )
mobi, epub |eng | 2013-04-27 | Author:Jen Kirkman

AFTER MY FIRST year of marriage I gained forty pounds. I shouldn’t say it that way, like I’m blaming the marriage, but everyone I know credited the marriage for my ...
( Category: Women March 25,2014 )
mobi, epub | | 2000-06-06 | Author:Bill Bryson

When we moved to America, the change in electrical systems meant I needed all new stuff for my office—computer, fax machine, answering machine, and so on. I am not good ...
( Category: Parodies March 25,2014 )
mobi, epub |eng | 2011-08-22 | Author:Jeanne Darst

WHEN HIS BREATHING WAS regulated, the “dementia,” which the hospital claimed was due to a bad reaction of a combination of drugs, went away. He left the hospital and went ...
( Category: Women March 25,2014 )
mobi, epub |eng | 2007-03-13 | Author:Max Barry

“Jones,” Freddy says. “Jones. Jones.” “What?” Freddy studies him from the cubicle entrance. “What's the matter with you?” With some effort, Jones sits up straighter. “I didn't get much sleep, ...
( Category: Humorous March 25,2014 )
epub, mobi |eng | 2014-01-27 | Author:Carl Hiaasen [Hiaasen, Carl]

June 12, 2005 In Gitmo, Diet Rich in Carbs, Lean on Rights To rebuff accusations that the United States is running a “gulag” at its Guantánamo Bay naval base, the ...
( Category: Satire March 25,2014 )
mobi, epub |eng | 2014-03-01 | Author:Tara Sivec

CHAPTER 11 I pace angrily back and forth in my father’s kitchen, muttering to myself. “Stupid man and his stupid infuriating grin. Stupid family. Stupid me for thinking about that ...
( Category: Humorous March 25,2014 )
epub, mobi, azw3 |eng | 2011-02-15 | Author:Vladimir Nabokov [Nabokov, Vladimir]

8 Theoretically, the simplest way to reach Waindell from Cranton was to get by taxi to Framingham, catch a fast train to Albany, and then a local for a shorter ...
( Category: Humor March 25,2014 )
epub, mobi, azw3 |eng | 1974-01-01 | Author:Roald Dahl [Dahl, Roald]

The Last Act Anna was in the kitchen washing a head of Boston lettuce for the family supper when the doorbell rang. The bell itself was on the wall directly ...
( Category: Short Stories March 25,2014 )
epub, mobi |eng | 2014-03-04 | Author:Chelsea Handler [Handler, Chelsea]

The next morning I found myself wide awake at 6 a.m. I decided to get up and take a good look at my body in the mirror while everyone else ...
( Category: Humor March 25,2014 )
epub, mobi, azw3 |eng | 2001-01-01 | Author:John Grisham [Grisham, John]

It was a rowdy night on Hemlock. Marauding bands of boisterous carolers took turns at the Krank house. Often they were assisted by neighbors seized by the spirit of the ...
( Category: Humorous March 25,2014 )
epub, azw3 |eng | | Author:Judah Friedlander

CHAPTER ELEVEN: HOW TO BEAT UP SOMEONE WITH A GUN AND A SWORD. STEP 1: REMAIN CALM. LET THE ARMED ATTACKER COME TO YOU. As The World Champion I don’t ...
( Category: Humor March 25,2014 )
mobi, epub |eng | 2012-02-07 | Author:The Staff of The Onion

NEWS IN BRIEF Couple Sneaks Away From Party For A Little Arguing PHILADELPHIA—After consuming numerous alcoholic beverages and repeatedly locking eyes throughout the night, area couple Tracy Williams and Steve ...
( Category: Holidays March 25,2014 )
epub, mobi |eng | 2012-11-13 | Author:Greg Gutfeld [Gutfeld, Greg]

What a performance. Ratner continued: I am grateful to GLAAD for engaging me in a dialogue about what we can do together to increase awareness of the important and troubling ...
( Category: Humor March 25,2014 )