Zombies, Werewolves, Whores, and More! by Jerrod Balzer

Author:Jerrod Balzer
Language: eng
Format: mobi, epub
Tags: zombie, Horror, Humor, Vampire, werewolf
Publisher: Skullvines Press
Published: 2012-09-08T23:00:00+00:00

The streets were illuminated by red and blue lights as the police arrived. The officers got out of their cars and surveyed the situation. There was gunfire and screams heard throughout the building so they were unsure where to begin.

Someone approached an officer from behind and said, “You don’t need to be here. Leave and I’ll take care of it.”

The officer turned to the speaker. “Senator Wilkins! I thought you were dead!”

“I’m right here, aren’t I?” he said and announced to the others, “I’ll handle this. Does anybody know in which apartment a prostitute named Lindsay resides?”

Caitlin opened a window and tried to jump to the sidewalk below. A dead man grabbed her leg, however. She was pulled back inside, screaming for help.

“Never mind,” the senator said. “I see her.” He called to the window while rushing to the entrance. “Hey, save some for me! I’m a senator, for Christ’s sake!” As he stepped through the busted entrance to the building, the back of his head exploded from police bullets.

The officer in charge waited until the twitching body had fallen before addressing the rest. “All right, you know what to do. Aim for the heads and try to make sure they’re undead before you fire.”

“Damn,” another said, “that’s the fifth whore-related zombie incident we’ve had this year. What the hell are they doing in the District?”

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