WTF? America by Gregory Bergman & Jodi Miller

Author:Gregory Bergman & Jodi Miller [Bergman, Gregory; Miller, Jodi]
Language: eng
Format: epub
ISBN: 9781440542541
Publisher: Adams Media
Published: 2012-07-15T00:00:00+00:00

The WTF Approach to Being a F*#!-ing Librarian in Hollywood

OPTION #1

Be proud. Hey in a town of wannabes you really stick out. Sure, as a nerdy loser, but still. At least you’re original. And be thankful that you have a steady paycheck, unlike most actors. Well, for now anyway, but once e-books completely take over the world you’ll be obsolete, an out of work librarian living in the city of dreams. How poetic. Hmm, might make for a great show?

OPTION #2

Take some classes. Come on, deep down inside you know you have the acting bug, everyone does. And even if you really don’t, it might be good to take an acting class, get you out of your shell and teach you to be more social and outgoing at parties. Just kidding. You’re a librarian! You don’t go to parties.

OPTION #3

Flip the switch. When people ask you what you do tell them “You moved out to Hollywood to become a librarian” Watch as the fame-fixated actors struggle to figure out just what you mean by that.

At least you’re doing something you love. These celebs had far worse jobs before they were famous:

Brad Pitt: Danced around in a chicken suit for a fast food restaurant.

Rod Stewart: Worked as a gravedigger.

Johnny Depp: Sold pens by phone.

Christopher Walken: Was a lion tamer at a circus.

Tim Allen: Was a prisoner. He served two years for selling cocaine. (Now that’s a shitty job.)

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