Willys Diary by Thomas Preller

Author:Thomas Preller
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Books on Demand
Published: 2016-01-15T00:00:00+00:00

Morning exercises

2:00 AM: Aunt Molly finally comes home. It’s a reason for me to go down to the kitchen with her and look for food. By the way, I find this toy again, with which I am able to noisily paint while enjoying the nocturnal silence.

4:30 AM: Floor exercises, of course with the appropriate volume for the early time of day.

6:15 AM: Visit to the bouncy castle with a cheerful calf bite.

6:30 AM: The staff is finally up. I am very hungry and must be fed first, otherwise there will be serious cases of petty theft. Also, I eat everything my aunts like or dislike. Reason enough for my aunts to leave the house as quickly as possible.

Direct quote from Aunt Lola: “Dis littöl bläck deviil is costing mee my last nörves!”

Well, then I’ll just wear replacement hair bands and carry balls through the area.

This rustle I’ve been given, still gives me much joy, especially early in the morning when everyone else is still asleep and I can make funny noises with it.

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