What on Earth Are You Wearing? by Chloe Quigley

Author:Chloe Quigley
Language: eng
Format: mobi, epub
Publisher: Chronicle Books LLC
Published: 0101-01-01T00:00:00+00:00

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LACE-UP BOOTS

Popular with dominatrices and guys who served in ‘Nam.

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LEATHER

Natural material that should be used sparingly because one day the cows will sue us and we’ll have to give it all back.

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LEOTARD

Worn by six-year-old ballerinas, Madonna, and, according to Google image search, a woman known simply as ‘Cat Woman Jolene.’

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LINGERIE

It’s a statistically proven fact that women wear their fanciest lingerie to weddings. Sadly, once they’ve had their own wedding, it’s all nanna pants and sports bras. Come on, ladies, let’s make more of an effort, shall we?

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