Up In a Heaval by Piers Anthony

Author:Piers Anthony [Anthony, Piers]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Tom Doherty Associates
Published: 2018-11-06T00:00:00+00:00

Dear Grundy,

This is coming to you from Mundania, but I know you’ll have no problem understanding it because of your talent of interpretation. That was my feeble attempt at levity because the magic of Xanth converts all words of foreign places to Xanthian.

There is a famous personage in my world also who translates all languages as you do. His name is C-3PO. Mundania seems to have some overlapping qualities of your home, only it is not magic—we call it science. Perhaps some of the magic of your world is slightly leaking over to mine. Not enough to diminish yours, just to enhance it here. That would be a wonderful occurrence.

I have been practicing insults in order to write to you. Being unaccustomed to it, I am nowhere near being in your league, but I think I may have one you may appreciate : GR*!$&!*~>/*#!Λ*!!)##**!!!

Wow! I surprise myself—that nearly scorched the page! Understand this is not directed at you but at certain bigoted bureaucrats of my world.

I will end this now without excess information of who I am. A few letters have gone from my home to some of your friends. Gossip being what it is—in any world—you have probably already heard of the strange Mundanian who persists in corresponding with citizens of Xanth.

Happy cursing, Grundy.

Your friend,

Arjayess

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