Universal Code of Formerly Unwritten Rules by Quentin Parker

Author:Quentin Parker [Parker Quentin]
Language: eng
Format: epub
ISBN: 9781440527302
Publisher: Adams Media
Published: 2011-07-15T00:00:00+00:00

NOT SO HOLY

Men, we’ve got news for you. Women, regardless of what they may say or how they may act, actually do sleep around, eat too much, drink too much, and they even leave monstrous bowel movements in the toilet that require multiple flushes.

It’s true! It’s not just you gentlemen who, on occasion, do these things. Nonetheless, that is what some women would have you believe: that they are above reproach while you are, uh, below reproach?

We’re not pointing this out to give gentlemen a green light to act like pigs. We’re simply pointing out that neither sex should act holier than thou. Ladies, if you can admit that, yes, at times you have lust in your heart or that, on occasion, you like to get trashed and act stupid, then you might give the men in your lives a teensy weensy break when they look at other women (just look, mind you) or tie too many on.

We understand that guilt can make an effective weapon, and if a guy truly deserves to feel guilty, then pile on reproach for all it’s worth. If, however, your man just did something you do on occasion, then cut out the high priest routine.

UNWRITTEN RULE #137: A lady should never act “holier

than thou” around her gentleman companions.

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