Too Uncool for School by James Patterson & Martin Chatterton

Author:James Patterson & Martin Chatterton [Patterson, James and Chatterton, Martin & Chatterton, Martin]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Little, Brown Books for Young Readers
Published: 2025-01-20T00:00:00+00:00

“François van Campenhout died in 1848, Mr. Khatchadorian,” Mr. Mann droned. “There are no recordings of his voice in existence. None.”

Gulp. There was no escape. Kasey was leaning so far away from me she was almost out the door.

But as I considered my options (there were none), I noticed something strange going on with Mr. Mann. He twitched, shook his head, and licked his lips as though he was fighting an overpowering urge. I figured he was fighting an overpowering urge to strangle me on the spot.

Oh boy, I thought, this is it. I could almost see the headlines: Dumb Kid Sparks Teacher Frenzy! “He Just Went Nuts!” Says Witness. Substitute Teacher in Middle School Meltdown!

Then, just as I was about to fess up that I’d shouted “yoga pants” and not “François van Campenhout” and beg forgiveness for being such a total loser, Mr. Mann threw back his arms, put his chin in the air, and started singing a rock version of the Belgian national anthem at the top of his voice.

None of us had seen that coming.

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