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Things You Should Already Know About Dating, You F*cking Idiot by Ben Schwartz & Laura Moses

Author:Ben Schwartz & Laura Moses [Schwartz, Ben/Moses, Laura and Moses, Laura & Moses, Laura] , Date: February 11, 2020 ,Views: 536

Things You Should Already Know About Dating, You F*cking Idiot by Ben Schwartz & Laura Moses

Author:Ben Schwartz & Laura Moses [Schwartz, Ben/Moses, Laura and Moses, Laura & Moses, Laura]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Tags: Humor / Topic / Men, Women & Relationships, Humor / Form / Pictorial, Family & Relationships / Dating, Humor / General
Publisher: Hachette Books
Published: 2017-10-17T00:00:00+00:00


Guy: I’ll pay for it.

53. Always reciprocate oral unless it’s your birthday.

Girl: If I go down, you go down.

Guy: Like the Titanic?

Girl: Exactly. And if we do it right, neither of us will die.

54. SLOW DOWN. This isn’t a race.

Girl: You remember the story of the Tortoise and the Hare? Where the Hare has sex so fast he tires out—

Guy: That’s not how the story goes.

Girl: But the Tortoise goes slow and steady and wins by getting his girlfriend off.

Guy: Wait a second… is that how your parents told the story?



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