The Wild Bunch by Karen Mercury

Author:Karen Mercury [Mercury, Karen]
Language: eng
Format: epub, mobi
Tags: Romance, C429, Kat, Extratorrents
ISBN: 9781622419128
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Goodreads: 16238231
Publisher: Siren Publishing
Published: 2012-09-30T23:00:00+00:00

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“All right,” Chess growled in Spenser’s direction, his eyes flashing. “I’ll give you a shot at the bonny milkmaid. But only to further our investigation into the murder of Fidelia’s brother.” He puffed out his stupid chest and rifled through his sister Liberty’s kitchen cabinet, ostensibly looking for some hors d’ouevres. Although the extent of Chess’s culinary skills probably ran to spearing his own olive.

Spenser bowed stiffly at the waist. “Thank you, Your Grace.” In his normal voice, he said hotly, “I can get her riled! I was the one who saw Ulrich to begin with—you’ve never even seen him, and you were the one canoodling with her in that Chinese pharmacy—don’t try to deny it. You both came into the Oddfellows Hall on a wave of cinnamon, opium, and jism.”

“Opium? I’m not denying it,” said Chess, taking down a jar of something and staring blankly at it. “We were fucking the stuffing out of each other. It was she who took out my cock and straddled me.”

More than a twinge of jealousy shot through Spenser’s stomach at Chess’s admission. How can you blame Fidelia? I’d like to take out his cock and straddle him, too. He really couldn’t blame Fidelia. Spenser had still been untying the leather cuffs from his wrists by the time Chess had sprinted down the back alley to find her, and the race was to the swiftest—and the richest. And evidently having witnessed the two men locked in such a steamy and compromising embrace had not cooled her ardor, much less had her skedaddling from them in horror.

Now he pointed at the floor and said, “If anything should get her ruffled and bring forth her brother’s spirit it would be fucking, wouldn’t you imagine? Emotions run high during sex.”

Chess scoffed and replaced the jar in the cupboard. “Sperm runs high during sex. What emotions?”

“Oh, you think your johnson is the only thing stimulated when you give someone a poke? Buddy, you’ve got a lot to learn about real, genuine, human emotions. You think you can just spoon with a gal and she won’t have any feelings about it one way or the other?”

Chess looked blankly at Spenser. He held a jar of preserved nectarines. “Yes. What feelings is she supposed to have? She thinks, ‘Damn, that was a good fuck,’ and that’s the end of it. No one ever fell in love with anyone because they were a good fucker.”

Hah! What a sap. This is where I’ve got one up on this jackass. “Oh, yeah? Then allow me to prove my point. You lurk here in the kitchen. Within five minutes I’ll have that gal so worked up her brother is challenging me to a duel.”

Chess barked, “Right! The vaquero who has only left the ranch in the past ten years to go to a hog farm? What sort of skills do you have that’ll get her worked up?”

Spenser narrowed his eyes at his nemesis. “Oh, I’ve got a few tricks up my sleeve.

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