The Secret Diary of Ashley Juergens by Juergens Ashley; Turk Kelley : Turk Courtney

Author:Juergens, Ashley; Turk, Kelley : Turk, Courtney [Juergens, Ashley; Turk, Kelley : Turk, Courtney]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Hyperion
Published: 2010-06-04T06:00:00+00:00

It won’t be Madison and Lauren, Amy.

But Amy is getting married at Albertson’s, and while it’s very funny and sweet, it’s not the wedding Amy deserves. That’s why I’m glad it’s not legal. Hopefully Amy can have the kind of wedding she’s always wanted, someday when things aren’t so complicated.

8:27 P.M.

These people I’m going to high school with next year can’t dance. I could break out a couple of my Cotillion dances, but the only one I really remember is the Mexican hat dance. So unless someone throws a hat onto the center of the dance floor, I’m not going near there.

Here are some of the heinous moves I witnessed at Amy and Ben’s wedding reception:

The Sprinkler: perpetrated by the groom, Ben. He tried to act like he was doing it as a joke but I don’t think you can be that good at “the sprinkler” without practicing at home.

Raise the Roof: this was Jack’s go-to move. The only problem was nobody reciprocated and he was raising that roof all by himself.

The Running Man: Tom liked to do this one. Tammy liked to do this move as well, so I guess for her it would technically be called the Running Woman. They make a cute couple. I like her attitude.

The Cabbage Patch: Oh, Henry. Poor Henry. Putting this visual in Alice’s head is not going to win her back.

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