The Fruit of Evolution: Before I knew it, my life had it made! - Volume 04 by Miku

Author:Miku [Miku]
Language: eng
Format: epub, pdf
Publisher: Hanashi Media, LLC
Published: 2023-02-27T00:00:00+00:00

Chapter 8: War's End

Thanks to the adventurers' rampage, monsters were dropping like flies. They weren't the only ones joining the fray, though. The full garrison of guards was also on the front lines.

"You smelly beasts better get back to whatever hole you crawled outta!"

"Finally, I can burn off the stress of having to chase down those perverts over and over again!"

"Shut up and die, you stinky monsters!"

Thanks for everything, guys—both here and in keeping those guild perverts in check.

I spotted a familiar face among the chaos—Claude, the guard who often manned the city gates.

"Take this!" he shouted, cutting down every monster that got too close to him. "You monsters are nothing compared to the freaks we arrest on the daily!"

"No, we're nothing!" the nearest guild pervs shouted back.

"It's not a contest, dammit!"

Something about seeing Claude and the adventurers yell back and forth was oddly relaxing, though.

"Claude-kun, was it?" Barney-san mused beside me. "I must say, Windberg has quite the capable guards."

"I don't think they can afford to slack off," I muttered.

As much as I hated to admit it, the guild's plethora of powerful perverts went a long way toward toughening up the city guard.

Just then, I heard a thundering bang. I turned to find the guy who was always screaming about breaking stuff going on an absolute rampage.

"YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!! Let the good times fuckin' ROLL! Gimme more shit to break… Gimme more monsters to mash! I'm gonna trash everything!!"

He had orange cornrows, and his red eyes seemed to absolutely burn with ecstatic rage. The front of his shirt was totally open to reveal his muscled chest, over which he wore a black jacket. He had a massive hammer in his hands that was taller than he was, and he swung around with horrifying ease to mash every monster that came within reach.

"What's the matter, you fools?! Come an’ get it! I'll turn ya all to mincemeat!" He brought his hammer down on the ground, creating a sixty-foot crater in the ground. "Stop bein' so boring! If ya won't come to me, then I'll come an' wreck you!"

He ran at the monstrous horde and took a mighty swing at them.

KER-BOOOOOOOOOMM!!!

Nearly a hundred monsters were utterly vaporized on impact. He laughed maniacally as their blood crashed into him like a wave. "HAHAHAHAHAHA!! DAMN, this is the most decent fun a guy can have!"

How is any part of this decent?! Like, damn, I could easily mistake him for the villain here.

"That's the Bloody Crusher, Grand Lorzen," Barney-san added. "He's got the power of an S-Ranker beyond any doubt, but he has no interest in anything but destroying everything. Between his utter disinterest in quests and the collateral damage he leaves in his wake, he's a D-Rank adventurer—with a hefty debt to boot."

Holy shit…

I shook my head dazedly. Guild HQ was honestly too OP for its own good.

"Hmm." Barney-san scratched his chin. "Look over there, Seiichi-kun. Do you see that large party fighting monsters?"

I followed his crooked finger and paled as soon as I saw the party in question.

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