The Essential Compendium of Dad Jokes by Thomas Nowak

The Essential Compendium of Dad Jokes by Thomas Nowak

Author:Thomas Nowak [Nowak, Thomas]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Chronicle Books LLC
Published: 2020-04-14T16:00:00+00:00


DAUGHTER: “Dad, can you put MY SHOES on?”

DAD: “I can try, but I don’t think they’ll fit me.”

After dinner my wife asked me if I could CLEAR the table.

I needed to get a running start, but I made it.

SON: “I’ll call you later!”

DAD: “Don’t call me later. Call me Dad.”

SON: “Dad, why are you back early?”

DAD: “My boss told me to have a good day, so I came home!”

Kids, you must always remember the three UNWRITTEN RULES OF LIFE.

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