Static And Other Stories by Jason Nickey

Author:Jason Nickey [Nickey, Jason]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: anonymous
Published: 2022-11-06T00:00:00+00:00

Hot Tub Hallucinations

It’s the weekend. Saturday night to be exact. You’re single, lonely, and horny. What do you do?

You go to the bar, that’s what you do. You go to the bar, start drinking and hope for the best. After a few hours, the bar is turning out to be a bust. You try talking to a few girls and none of them show any interest. You occasionally notice a couple looking over at you. The woman is hot. Like smoking hot. Long dark hair, huge tits, and an ass you just want to bury your face into. You consider talking to them, but you’re not really into hooking up with couples.

A few hours pass and you’ve got a really good buzz going. You’ve smoked almost a whole pack of cigarettes. You’re thinking about giving up and going home, but that thought is interrupted by your bladder. The flood gates have opened, and you make your third trip to the bathroom in the last hour.

You walk into the bathroom and go to the same urinal you always use, the one against the wall. You drop your cigarette butt into the urinal and start pissing. Looking down, you see a ring of cigarette butts around the urinal cake and so many pubic hairs along the rim that you wonder if someone at the bar is shedding. Your piss takes a long time, and about halfway through, the man from the couple you saw earlier enters the bathroom. He takes the urinal right next to you, rather than following the code and leaving an empty one between.

Is he looking over at my dick?

You think he is, but you’re not sure enough to start anything. You finish pissing, zip up, and go check yourself in the mirror. Before you open the door to leave, the man approaches you.

“My wife is very interested in you” he says.

“Oh yeah?” you reply.

He nods, “Would you mind if we joined you at the bar?”

You think about couples not being your thing. You remember how hot his wife is. You remember that you’ve been striking out all night. You say, “Sure. Why not?”

You leave the bathroom and head to your stool. The man waves his wife over. She seems very excited to be joining you. She sits next to you and waves over the bartender.

“Two more vodka tonics for us, and whatever he’s having” she says to the bartender when he approaches. The bartender returns with the drinks, and while the husband pays, you hold your beer up to the wife in a cheers gesture.

“I’m Lucy and this is Kevin” she says, returning your gesture.

“Stu” you reply.

“Nice to meet you, Stu.” She says as she starts rubbing your back.

She then leans in towards you and whispers into your ear, “I’m gonna cut right to the chase, Stu. We’ve been a little bored here, and you’re the only one that’s caught my eye. We live right down the road. We have a hot tub. We would love for you to join us for a little… after party.

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