Sorry I Slept on Your Face by Jeremy Greenberg

Author:Jeremy Greenberg
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
Published: 2016-10-19T22:42:58+00:00

Are you toetally committed to this relationship?

Kitty: Kitty

Dear Fancy Feet,

How am I supposed to bite your toes as hard as I can if you’re gonna be so sensitive? Even when I politely wait until you’re sound asleep before trying to draw blood, you act like I’m some feral foot freak. All I want is a little bonding time and to kill your toes dead. A successful indoor kitty relationship requires honesty and a high pain threshold. If I knew you were weird about toe attacks, I’d have ignored you during adoption day and been cute for the woman with the pierced lip. She’d appreciate a good puncture wound.

Love hurts,

Kitty

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