So You Want to Start a Brewery? by Magee Tony;

Author:Magee, Tony;
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Chicago Review Press
Published: 2012-08-22T04:00:00+00:00

First Brewed in September, 2011

This sad holiday season we didn’t have the brewing capacity to maKe our own very most favorite seasonal brew, the widely feared BrownShugga’Ale. You see, we had a couple of really good years (thank you very much) and so heading into this season while we are awaiting the January delivery of a new brewhouse we are jammin’ along brewing 80 barrels of IPA and PILS and such every 3 hours. A couple months back we realized that since we can only brew a mere 60 barrels of Shugga’ every 5 hours, that we were seriously screwed. For every case of Shugga’ brewed, we’d short 3 cases of our favorite daily beers. It’s a drag. This year, we brewed something that we think is also cool and brews more like our daily brews. The new brewhouse will help insure that this kind of failure never occurs again. It’s a mess that we can not brew our BrownShugga’ this year and we suck for not doing it. There is nothing cool about screwing up this badly and we know it. Maybe we can sue our own sorry selves. There is no joy in our hearts this holiday and the best we can hope for is a quick and merciful end. F%@k us. This totally blows. Whatever. We freaking munch moldy donkey butt and we just want it all to be over…

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