Our Last Crusade or the Rise of a New World: Secret File, Vol. 1 by Kei Sazane and Ao Nekonabe

Author:Kei Sazane and Ao Nekonabe [Sazane, Kei and Nekonabe, Ao]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Yen On
Published: 2023-07-18T00:00:00+00:00

“Wait, are you really falling asleep?! Don’t use my arm as a pillow! Agh! Everyone, please come back to your senses!”

But Iska’s pleading was in vain.

“Time to start the pillow fight!”

Risya, her shirt still wide open, had grabbed Mismis’s stuffed animal and gotten to her feet.

“Oh, Riiisya, that’s mine—”

With a loud thwump, Mismis was struck in the face. Risya had been the one to throw the stuffed animal, of course.

“…”

“C-Commander? Are you okay?”

“Now you’ve done it!”

Commander Mismis grinned as she stood up. She threw the stuffed animal right back at Risya.

“Take that!”

However, she was so unsteady that she hadn’t been able to aim well. The stuffed animal sailed through the air—in a completely different direction from Risya—and hit the wall of the living room.

She’d lobbed it right at the emergency alarm. Each Imperial forces room had an emergency switch, and Mismis had the one in Iska’s.

“Oh……”

“I won!”

The instant after Mismis shouted in glee, the alarm went off.

“Emergency! An emergency has occurred!”

The siren wailed. Iska’s room was bathed in red light, making it as obvious as could be that his room was the origin of the supposed problem.

“Oh noooo!”

“What’s the emergency?”

“This only happened because of the stuffed animal you threw, Commander!”

“…Zzz.”

“You fell back asleep?! Urgh…we—we need to stop the alarm!”

This was the forces’ barracks, so armed soldiers were sure to come running over in mere minutes.

“Stop the notification system—”

“Ah-ha-ha, this is so fun, Iska,” Nene said.

“Nene?! W-wait! Please! We need to fix this situation first!”

Nene, the happy drunk that she was, had chosen then to latch onto Iska’s arm as well, and she wasn’t letting go.

“Nuh-uh! You’re mine!”

“Oh my. That looks like fun, Isk. I’d like to join in, too.”

Now even Risya was holding on to him from behind. He was only a few centimeters shy of the switch, if he stretched his arms. He was just a finger’s length away…

“Let go of me, you two!”

“Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha!”

“Your back is so warm, Isk!”

Then someone kicked down his door. The armed emergency response squad had just arrived.

“Did the alarm come from here?!”

“We’re here now, so you’re safe. There’s nothing to—”

The soldiers were also carrying guns. And what they witnessed in Iska’s room were the three merry women acting very unladylike.

“…”

There was Risya, who had taken off her jacket and unbuttoned most of her shirt, then Nene, who was laughing and rolling around on the floor. Even Commander Mismis had removed her jacket at some point, too.

“…”

This was awkward.

Iska suspected the armed soldiers had made some unfortunate assumption about the scene before them.

“I-it’s not what it looks like. We just…” Iska waved his hands around desperately, but the soldiers had no mercy.

“Inform HQ that we’ve secured three women and have apprehended a suspect.”

“A suspect? Do you mean me?!”

“You’ll be coming with us on charges of sexual misconduct.”

“I haven’t done anything!”

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