Orgasmic Texas Dawn [OTD 1 ] by D. J. Manly & A. J. Llewellyn

Author:D. J. Manly & A. J. Llewellyn [Manly, D. J. & Llewellyn, A. J.]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Amazon: B009JW4QUA
Publisher: Silver Publishers
Published: 2012-09-21T12:00:00+00:00

CHAPTER SIX

"So what am I looking at exactly?"

"Have a guess, Jubilee."

I stared at the blood-smeared twisted piece of gold

in the outstretched palm of Will Fortune, the FBI forensic vet's gloved hand. All six men standing around the autopsy room craned for a closer look.

The local vet, Dr Tom Honey, turned bright red and averted his gaze to the floor. The man looked to be about ninety but he was closer to sixty. He'd been the local vet my entire life and as kids we all tortured him by saying, "Hey, Honey…" The name stuck and then he'd married a woman named Honey.

Can you imagine? Honey Honey.

You'd think he'd be used to seeing blood and guts but I was beginning to feel sorry for the guy. He'd aged ten years in the sixty minutes we'd all gathered to witness the dissection of the late Bibby Tanner.

"I shot a horse once after it broke its leg," he told us numerous times during the internal examination of Charlie Tanner's ex-pet.

In his line of work, Hey Honey was more used to trying to save animals and had never conducted an autopsy.

People in Lone Trail didn't autopsy their dead pets. Dead was dead, to quote Hey Honey. But still, being the local vet, Hey Honey figured he should be in attendance for such an auspicious occasion.

When I first saw the alligator I freaked. I'd expect the beast to be big, but not nineteen feet long and six hundred pounds. We'd had to use the local morgue's facilities for the procedure and the smell in general was none too pleasant as it was.

Will Fortune grinned. "What does it look like to you, Marshal Mason?"

He kept that shiny piece of gold in his hand. I didn't want to tell him what I thought it looked like. I groped in mental darkness for something more… family friendly.

"Go on." Will was enjoying himself now. "What does it look like?"

He was having way too much fun for a guy who'd had to slice Bibby open from stem to stern and remove all kinds of unpalatable objects including somebody's dentures from his belly. They hadn't belonged to Juan Ruiz who apparently still had all his own teeth until he ran into the Amazing Tanner Freak Show.

"Well, it looks like a cock ring," I said finally.

"Ding, ding, ding! We have a winner here folks! Would you like to take home the jet skis or come back and play again tomorrow night, Marshal Mason?"

"I don't ski," I said. "I really had my heart set on a crock pot, Will."

Hey Honey laughed so hard his glasses flew off his nose and landed in a pile of gore and guts on the examination table.

The two morgue assistants who'd been a huge asset in wielding the massive reptile across three steel autopsy tables grinned.

Josh, the only member of the sheriff's department who'd been available for the circus at short notice grinned.

Even the mayor, who insisted he needed to be here, had a loopy smile on his face.

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