Million Dollar Mess by James Patterson

Author:James Patterson [James Patterson and Martin Chatterton]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Little, Brown Books for Young Readers
Published: 2024-01-08T00:00:00+00:00

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOAAAWWWOOOOOARGH!

The crowd fell silent as the noise faded, and in that silence, I heard a small child’s voice. “What is that horrible thing, Daddy? I’m scared!”

I twisted around and saw a man holding an infant close to his chest.

“That?” the man said in an awed whisper that carried clear across the arena. He extended a finger at the creature. “That’s… that’s Monday, son.”

WHAT’S A LACROSSE?

Okay, maybe that was a bit overdramatic, but that didn’t stop me from crying real tears on Monday.

The weekend was officially over, it was raining heavily (of course it was), and I had to survive another Kasey-less week at Beverly Hills Maximum-Security Prison. I didn’t have high hopes. Although that last chapter in the Colosseum was obviously all in my head, the harsh reality at BHP wasn’t much better.

The day began with my usual collection of demerits from my teachers. A language demerit here, a uniform demerit there. I was beginning to think of demerits as small furry animals for some reason. I mean, there must have been someone somewhere keeping score of all these demerits, but so far I couldn’t see what they were for.

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