Make It Stop! I’m Not Strong… It’s Just My Sword! Volume 2 [Parts 1 to 2] by Manzi Mazi

Author:Manzi Mazi
Language: eng
Format: epub

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And thus did an idiot pink degenerate burst onto the scene!

Chapter 32: Rising Curtains

And now it’s morning!

Rise and shine, me!!!

Good morning one, good morning all!

It’s me, Crow! The guy who was about to go fight a huge-ass dragon to the death!

Man, I thought a coward like me would’ve had nightmares about my ass getting killed and so not been able to sleep, but I snoozed like a baby!

I felt weirdly satisfied and my skin was positively glowing! I felt great! I wonder why that was...

What a mystery! I must’ve had a really nice dream!

“Oh my, Crow, you’re awake! ♡” Tiana greeted me.

Huh. She looks more attractive for some reason.

She was wearing an apron and looked like she’d been cooking, so she had this young wife aura to her.

“How are you feeling, Crow, dear? Tee hee, you were sleeping, and you still were so... Hee hee hee... ♡”

I was so...? So what? Also, did she just call me “dear”?

“Tiana, are you all right?” I asked.

“Hm? Oh, I’m perfectly fine! Never mind that. Here, I’m just about done with breakfast! Eat up!” she commanded.

Hell yeah, breakfast! I’m hungry as hell for some reason! Wow, look at the length of this sausage! This must be, like, ten centimeters long! It looks great, Tiana!

“Hmm... On second glance, it looks so small now that I know one three times as long... ♡”

Wow, she had a sausage that long?!

“Oh, I would love to try that,” I said.

“You want to try your own...?! I mean, if you bend really hard... Wait, no! What kind of degenerate fetish is that?!” she exclaimed, beet red for some reason. “Oh crap, thinking about it gave me a nosebleed!”

Holding her nose, Tiana rushed off to the bathroom.

What the hell?

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“Unfortunately, this is as far as I can come,” Tiana said.

After breakfast, we had arrived at the bottom of the Luna Mountains so that I could begin my ascent to fight the dragon. Tiana couldn’t accompany me any further since, as the mission specified, I had to fight the creature alone.

“The document is cursed, see, so disobeying the terms would result in immediate failure. If there were anything else I could do to help you, I would...”

Aww, Tiana! What a sweetheart!

In her place, I’d definitely have refused to come anywhere near a mountain range where a dragon was lurking. I mean, it’s scary as shit! And it’s not like she’d die for abandoning me to my fate.

Instead, she’d been nothing but generous to me. I was so grateful!

“I thank you, Tiana. You have truly been a great help,” I said, putting on my perfect hero face and taking her hand. I had to be sure to thank her properly now, since who knew if I’d ever get the chance again? “I will never forget what you have done for me. It is thanks to your help that I can give my all in this fight.”

“Oh, Crow... ♡”

Seriously, though, thanks! You’ve been a huge help!

It was probably thanks to her that I felt so good.

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