Major Love (Balls in Play #2) by Kate Stewart

Author:Kate Stewart [Stewart, Kate]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Amazon: B01MSLYUKJ
Publisher: Self
Published: 2016-11-13T23:00:00+00:00

“Charleston 911, what is the address of your emergency.”

“I see peehole.”

I kept my sigh to myself. Seconds mattered more.

“I’m sorry, sir, can your repeat that?”

“I see peehole!”

Probably some random pervert. You would think people have better things to do than prank an emergency service line. Truth? They don’t.

“I’m sorry, sir, this is an emergency line. I’m going to have to disconnect if you can’t tell me your emergency.”

“I see peehole! Is vhat you call grrrandma! I see her!”

His thick accent told me he was struggling hard, but his tone was what got my attention and suddenly it clicked.

“You see an older woman through a peephole?”

“Yes, is vat I say!”

“Okay, sir, is she blocking your door?”

“Jes, I cunt not get it out.”

“Okay, sir, I’m showing your address as 12 Marion Drive?”

“Jes!”

“I’m sending someone your way right now. Can you tell me if she is breathing?”

“I cunt.”

Please, Jesus, don’t let me laugh. I can’t do this alone.

I began typing frantically as I tried to get as much information as I could.

“Has she moved at all?”

“No, she the door herrrre.” His Rs would be the death of me.

“Can I have your name?”

“Why you need name?”

“A last name is fine.”

The man sprayed his last name into the phone, and I knew better than to try to ask him to spell it. I typed what details I had into the command screen. When I confirmed that an EMT had arrived I hung up.

And that was the easy part of my day.

It had been four days since I left Andy’s place. I knew he had flown out to meet with the coaching staff. I really didn’t expect anything, but I had hoped. How I had hoped. Every morning I woke up in my condo and looked in the direction of Layla’s crib. I was in between lives and completely screwed up schedule wise. I almost felt selfish sleeping in a full six or seven hours when I got off of work in the morning. It was odd not helping Miles and Noel with their homework. In truth, I missed living with Kenna a little. I missed so many things. It’s amazing how much time you feel you waste in a day when you’ve played mother for months. I should be rejoicing in the selfishness of it all, enjoying my big bed and excited I don’t have to watch marathons on Cartoon Network. Even my sisters, Laura and Jamie, hadn’t called to ask me to sit. The high of my day was reading the auntie report and hearing about my nieces’ and nephews’ shenanigans.

It sucked not being needed.

“Is it too much to ask to have an above average, un-infested penis with the perfect mouthwatering helmet attached to a man who is honest, well read, and likes small breasted women?”

We all snickered as Michelle made her way into The Coop.

“Three dates this week,” she said as she put on her headset, “and I only made it through appetizers with two of them.” She glanced at all of us before she sat in her chair, deflated.

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