Magic and Mayhem: Sh*t My Shifter Says (Kindle Worlds Novella) (Witches Gone Wild Book 2) by Michele Bardsley

Author:Michele Bardsley [Bardsley, Michele]
Language: eng
Format: azw3
Publisher: Kindle Worlds
Published: 2017-02-21T05:00:00+00:00

Chapter Six

That is the gaudiest thing I’ve ever seen, said Dorcas. It figures Nelly Humbleback would commission something so god-awful ugly. She has the style sense of a toad in a tutu.

Immie rolled her eyes. “You’re wearing plastic heels and a mini-skirt. You don’t have a lot of room to talk.”

Shut up. Dorcas waved her hand to encompass the room. This place is so pink and so frilly, I feel like I’m in a My Little Pony graveyard. How many glitter fairies did she kill to frou-frou up this eyesore?

“There are no such thing as glitter fairies,” said Immie. “What are you doing here anyway?”

Avoiding dead bunnies.

“Go home, Dorcas. Please.”

Dorcas huffed. Fine, party pooper. I know when I’m not wanted. It doesn’t take a brick over the head for me to get the hint. I’ve lived the song, Hit the Road, Jack. You don’t have to tell me twice.

“Dorcas!” the bear Shifter yelled. “I need you to watch over the twins until we get home.”

Your mom is there, said Dorcas. She’s hell with a golf club. Took two out with one stroke.

“Wait. She’s using my golf clubs?”

Um. I gotta go. Twins to watch, you know. The witch ghost disappeared.

“Please don’t let it be my new nine iron,” Tabor prayed. He handed over a black bag to Giselda. “We square?”

“Yeah, sure.” She snapped her fingers and the chains around Theo fell off.

“And the bunnies?” asked Immie.

Giselda twisted her lips. “You make sure Theo stays put for the next twenty-four hours. I’ll dispose of the rabbits after I attend the witch’s ball.”

“That wasn’t deal,” protested Immie.

“I’m changing the deal. Keep Theo away from me and I’ll keep the zombie bunnies away from you.” Giselda’s expression softened. “Please.”

“Okay,” said Tabor. He shared a look with Immie, and she nodded. They didn’t really have a choice. Only Giselda could remove the damned bunnies.

“Aw, babe. C’mon,” said Theo, stretching. “You can’t wear that necklace at the shindig.”

“I have to,” said Giselda. “You’ve made it clear you’re not in it for the long haul.”

“So now you’re going to find a wizard and marry him?”

Giselda swallowed hard. “Yes.”

“I can’t believe you’re gonna wear that tracking beacon to horny wizards. Why do you think I lost it to Adler?” He took Giselda into his arms. “You’re my girl.”

“No, Theo. Not anymore.” Giselda pulled away and twirled a finger in his direction. He popped out of sight. “I sent him to your house, Immie and Tabor. Remember, that bear gets anywhere near the witch’s ball, and you’ll have zombie bunnies in Wild for the rest of your lives.”

“Got it,” said Tabor.

“Well?” Giselda shooed at Immie and Tabor. “Go away.”

Apparently, Immie and Tabor weren’t leaving fast enough for the witch, so she flicked her fingers at them—and they were immediately transported home.

“It’s been a helluva day,” said Tabor, taking Immie into his arms. He kissed his wife. “Life’s never boring with us, is it?”

* * *

Mother bent down and flounced the skirt of Giselda’s floor-length dress. The indigo fabric sparkled like the night sky.

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