Lust4Life by Sean-Paul Thomas

Author:Sean-Paul Thomas
Language: eng
Format: epub
Tags: scotland, irvine welsh, bukowski, edinburgh, scottish adventure

Chapter 4

The following afternoon I was meant to meet Nikki in outside the portrait gallery at lunchtime. I parked my van in Dublin street and decided to wait ten minutes before walking on up. When I'd last heard from her late yesterday evening she said she'd be here by one pm. Even though I turned up fifteen minutes early I messaged her to say I might be running five minutes late. It was just something I always did with girls you know. Tactics you see. Treat them mean keep them keen. Plus I didn't want to come across as too keen myself. Nine times out of ten birds always turned up late for our dates anyhow.

I still had yesterday's newspaper folded up and unread on the passenger seat. I picked it up and had a wee browse through. One story caught my eye and raised a chuckle right away. It regarded some disturbing pictures of a School Priest that had recently surfaced on a school website of all places. The Priest had been pictured sitting down in a classroom wearing just a pair of shorts and a t shirt while a group of young teenage girls and boys kneeled down around him. According to the school website they were playing some kind of 'break the ice' game where the Priest had sprayed whipped cream all over his knees and the pupils had to take turns in licking it off. Ha! Lucky bastard.

'It's just a silly game' came the defending statement from the school. Arguing that these 'silly games' were all part of bringing kids out of their shells and building up their social confidence.

I chuckled aloud. I'm sure a couple of nicked paedophile rings in the past had claimed the same defence too. I mean Jesus, even if it were just a bit of harmless fun that Priest must have had some kick arse self control not to get even the slightest flicker of an erection around those teenage girls I'll say. Myself, I would be the first to put my hands up and admit that wild horses couldn't stop me from attaining the most blatant, uncontrollable and steel erection of my life if anyone or anything started touching my knees, regardless if it happened to be a pair of mangy stray stinking dogs lapping up that dairy goodness or a couple of young, nymphet teenage boys and girls. Christ, just going over a few cobbled streets and speed bumps in Edinburgh's old town was enough to set me off.

One pm arrived. Oddly I still hadn't heard from Nikki, which didn't concern me too much as I'd been on dates with plenty of girls before in the past without even speaking to them for a few days prior, only to have them turn up on time with no fuss.

I put down my paper and exited the car. I locked it and made my way to the top of Dublin street and towards the gallery. After waiting at the delayed traffic lights for a few minutes I was finally outside the gallery for seven minutes past one.

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