Life Lessons from Xena Warrior Princess by Chris Kreski

Author:Chris Kreski
Language: eng
Format: epub
ISBN: 0-8362-6767-2
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing, LLC
Published: 1998-08-14T16:00:00+00:00

RECIPE FOR SUCCESS

Step One: Build one enormous rotisserie.

Step Two: Build one enormous bonfire.

Step Three: Purchase 762 gallons of barbeque sauce.

Step Four: Battle gigantic mutant wild boar.

Never underestimate the power of positive thinking.

ach Warrior Princess should proudly display her own style, her own personality, her individuality. No one can be exactly like Xena. Most days I have a hard time doing it myself.

hould the Warrior Princess find herself momentarily intimidated by an especially formidable opponent, one effective method of regaining composure to simply imagine your enemy almost entirely naked and performing the legendary “dance of the three veils.”

Time and again, this simple exercise has worked very well for me, even in confrontations with Hercules. It’s amazing how much less threatening a muscle-bound foe can appear in mid-wiggle.

Strangely enough, I’m told that even to this day, Hercules often imagines ME nearly naked and performing the dance of the three veils as well . . . . I’m flattered. I had no idea I was that intimidating.

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