Interzone by William S. Burroughs

Author:William S. Burroughs [Burroughs, William S.]
Language: eng
Format: epub
ISBN: 9780141975696
Publisher: Penguin Books Ltd
Published: 2012-07-18T16:00:00+00:00

An Advertising Short for Television:

“So there they are, these two young kids, naked in a jungle clearing under a great, cheesy moon so big and close, like a big soft white ass, you dig me? Like you could reach right up and goose it, and all around the myriad sounds of the jungle night. They have found the Lost City in each other’s arms.

“Well, do they get living et by mosquitoes?” (These lapses into faulty syntax are carefully cultivated by J.R., the Director. He is starting a J.R. legend, you dig?) “Do they wake up in the morning with their assholes swoll shut they can’t shit? Not at all. They wake up in the magic of a jungle morning. A cool breeze gooses them gently, running light fingers over their lean, hard young bodies. Half in sleep, they begin to move in rhythmic contractions….

“Well, the Hays Office steps in here, boys. They would have stepped in last night, but the Assistant Coordinate Censor fell out of the launch watching an Indian boy jack off in his dugout, and a candiru skedaddled up his prick and we had to roust out a witch man to extract the little varmint.” (The candiru is a little eel-like critter about two inches long by one-quarter inch in diameter, that darts up your prick, ass, or a woman’s cunt if he can’t do any better, holding himself in situ by barbs. Just what he figures to gain by this maneuver is not known, and no martyrs have stepped forward to study the candiru’s life cycle on location.)

“So why aren’t they attacked by the whining hordes? Does love protect them? Balls! They use the new DuPont 8-hour B-22 Insect Repellent, that’s why. You too can shit or fuck in comfort from the jungles of Madagascar to the great Arctic marshes of Lapland, where the mosquitoes drink deep under the sword of Damocles like in a British pub: ‘Hurry up please, it’s time …’ ”

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