In the Valley of Lost Egos: An Erotic Comedy Tale of Love, the Power of a Woman's Body and the Destructiveness of Lust by Anonymous

Author:Anonymous
Language: eng
Format: epub
Tags: scifi, short stories, science fiction, erection, paranormal action, comedy about marriage, romantic pornography, erotic comedy romance, spoof scifi, the incredible shrinking man
Published: 2015-07-17T04:00:00+00:00

-Suck her breasts occasionally; perhaps once every three months but this is still in negotiation

-Massage her breasts one day per week, as long as I use a motion that won’t make them sag

-Kiss her on the mouth, neck and back but not generally on her breasts, between her legs or on her belly

The only upside is that if we complete the year and she gets the grades she wants, which are indeed exceptionally high, then we can have full sex for the first time. Of course, I feel very angry but my wife has suggested I keep a journal and that perhaps I could publish it with the title ‘Karma Sutra’ because ‘Karma’ means ‘action’ and I am going to need to take action, both spiritual and physical, to get through the next twelve months. I probably won’t record the events of every day but I will see how it goes.

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