If You Give a Man a Cookie by Laura Numeroff

If You Give a Man a Cookie by Laura Numeroff

Author:Laura Numeroff
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
Published: 2017-09-29T14:57:26+00:00


He might freak out

and ask you for a comb.

When you bring him the comb, you’ll trip on the wet towels he left on the floor.

He’ll try combing his hair to hide what he thinks

is a receding hairline.

He might feel old, so he’ll suck in his stomach,

flex his muscles

and try to do ten pushups.

After he’s done three pushups, he’ll be so tired,

he’ll lie down on the couch on top of the laundry you just folded.



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