I Am a Conservative: Uncensored, Undiluted and Absolutely Un-PC by Kurt Schlichter

Author:Kurt Schlichter [Schlichter, Kurt]
Language: eng
Format: epub, pdf, mobi, azw3
Tags: Humour, Non-Fiction, Politics
Amazon: B0089C6FGE
Published: 2012-06-02T23:00:00+00:00

CHAPTER SEVEN

Unions: Because They Are Just So Full of Win

Do you remember the 1979 movie Norma Rae, where Sally Field starred as an idealist worker bringing the benefits of a union to her friends at a North Carolina textile factory? Her heroic quest succeeds when her plant is unionized!

It sure was inspiring. And in real life, the unionization movement in southern textile factories was a super duper success as well!

Today, there are no non-union textile plants left in the South, mostly because there are no textile plants left in the south.

They were inspired, too. Inspired to move out of the United States.

Way to go, union geniuses.

How does one say, “They like me! They really like me!” in Chinese?

I am a Conservative and the fact is that unions suck…..

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I am a Conservative: Public employee unions are loser protection societies, designed to keep the worst-of-the-worst on the job.

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I am a Conservative: Ban public employee unions. Duh.

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I am a Conservative: In Latin, the word "union" means "lazy, useless losers who suck up money and produce nothing."

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I am a Conservative: Thanks, public employee unions, for demonstrating that your priority is...yourselves.

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I am a Conservative: Public employee unions belong in the dustbin of history, along with communism, Jim Crow, and the music of Ace of Base. #Caring.

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I am a Conservative: I at least respect ticks...they don't need a public employee union to suck.

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I am a Conservative: Step One — Crush all public employee unions. Step Two — Laugh at the liberals' tears.

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I am a Conservative: The public employee union scam...enjoy it while it lasts because it's over, losers!

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I am a Conservative: Union scumbags say: "No justice no peace!" I say: "No problem.” #Caring.

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I am a Conservative: Imagine how awesome things will be with all public employee unions totally crushed….

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I am a Conservative: The American Dream is not an unaccountable, overpaid, nine-month-a-year, government union teaching gig.

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I am a Conservative: Let's all work a lot harder so the public employee union parasites don't have to! Um, no.

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I am a Conservative: Pay higher taxes so public employee union parasites can continue their free ride? Don't think so.

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I am a Conservative: The liberals say the GOP is dedicated to crushing unions. Pfft. I wish. Oh, how I wish…

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I am a Conservative: Union people deserve remuneration commensurate with their performance. The Community Gruel Pot it is…

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I am a Conservative: We need public employee unions like we need herpes. Probably less.

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I am a Conservative: Public employee unions — hmmmm, there's a concept we need to retain because it works out so well.

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I am a Conservative: Notice how all teachers’ union arguments refer to their "right" to get more government money and how none refer to teaching the kids?

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I am a Conservative: Public employee unions led to sub-50% grad rate in Milwaukee schools. Ban them — for the poor kids' sake.

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I am a Conservative: Memo to public employee unions — Your track record of failure is unbroken by success. You suck.

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I am a Conservative: Public employee unions brought us rubber rooms and the inability to fire bad teachers.

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