How To Survive Living Abroad: An Expatriate Guide to Not Getting Robbed, Scammed, Jailed, or Killed by English Teacher X

Author:English Teacher X [X, English Teacher]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Published: 2014-01-17T05:00:00+00:00

ENGLISH TEACHER X'S TIPS FOR DEALING WITH RUSSIAN WOMEN

Now, I got laid a lot in Russia, but of course, nothing comes easy in this life.

It only took me a few cases of being jerked around and fucked over by Russian girls before I quickly formulated a set of rules that would save my sanity and provide some perspective in dealing with them.

A lot of human behavior is, consciously or subconsciously, designed to elicit a certain reaction. These reactions elicit other reactions, and the whirlwind of deception and conflict that characterizes most relationships is thus formed.

I would say the main thing, regarding relationships, casual or otherwise, is to have some idea in mind, in advance, of the things that you will find unacceptable in that relationship, and how you’ll deal with them.

As an example, here are some rules that I formulated after my first year in Russia, and later strictly adhered to regarding dating Russian women.

1) Wait no longer than 20 minutes for someone you are not having sex with already, and no more than 30 minutes for someone you are having sex with. (This refers to the Russian trollop who is late without calling or sending a text; my advice is simply to go on your way immediately and not bother calling the girl. If she does finally call, at some point after the 20 minutes, say something like, "Oh, wow, did we have a date tonight? I completely forgot." If she's properly apologetic, perhaps you can go back and meet her.)

2) If a Russian girl says, "I can't meet you tonight because I have a problem," it means she's going to meet one of her other boyfriends. In most cases, the fact that she offered an excuse at all, rather than just not showing up (see Rule 1), means she wouldn't mind seeing you again.

3) If a Russian girl says "maybe" when you ask her out, or says she'll call you later, she means “no.”

If a Russian girl says "yes" when you ask her out, however, she sometimes means "maybe." (I refer you to Rule 1.) Oddly enough, Russian girls tend to do this after a couple of dates, and occasionally even after they have had sex with you.

4) The Oriental aspect to the Russian mentality means you are unlikely to get some kind of direct brush-off when a Russian girl tires of you. If you send a girl three text messages and she does not respond to any of them, no matter how well you thought you were getting along, or how much you might have enjoyed having sex with her, erase her number from your phone, never call her again, and stop thinking about her.

If she calls you later and asks why you didn't call, say that you lost your phone or accidentally deleted her number.

5) If you take a girl out on three dates and don't even get a goodnight kiss, you probably won't get anything out of her. Use your own judgment about taking her out for more dates.

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