How To Bottom Like A Porn Star by Miller Woody

Author:Miller, Woody
Language: eng
Format: epub
ISBN: 978-0-9891397-4-8
Publisher: Woodpecker Media
Published: 2014-01-12T00:00:00+00:00

We are going to use The Sexhalation Method on the dildo but before we get to that, let’s talk about something you’re probably stuck on—that last statement I made about the size of the dildo you should buy. The average penis is 5” x 5”? How can that be?

There are two widely recognized ways of measuring a penis. The first is the “You Wish” method first popularized by gay dating and hookup sites. It involves looking at your pinky and seeing a thigh.

I’ll talk about the second, more accurate way in a minute. First, the bad news: the average penis size is not six inches. The “six inch myth” got started when Kinsey did his landmark penis size study back in the 50’s. Although there were 2,000 men in his study, it had a fatal flaw—the results were self-reported. Men were asked to go into a room, get themselves hard and measure themselves. Now tell me, would you believe anything a man says while he’s holding his dick?

Men lie about size. Why do you think we came up with maps that associate an inch with a mile? Realizing that too many men were backdating their stock options, urologists developed a new way of measuring the size of the prize: A third party. So, now every legitimate penis study includes medical staff either doing the measuring or supervising it.

The most reliable study of penis size to date appears to be out of the University of California, San Francisco (where else?). Researchers let 80 men measure themselves with an observer present (don’t ask, I’m just reporting it). And guess what? The average erect penis size dropped a whole inch from Kinsey’s study, to 5.1 inches! In other words, left to their own devices, men lie. Shocking isn’t it?

Here are the stats from the groundbreaking study:

Average Length: 5.1 inches.

Average erect girth: 4.8 inches.

Average flaccid length: 3.5 inches.

Average flaccid girth: 3.8 inches.

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