HERO (The Complete Series) by Bella Love-Wins

Author:Bella Love-Wins [Love-Wins, Bella]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Published: 2016-02-02T16:00:00+00:00

Chapter 4

ALEXANDRA listened from just outside the green room. The Sammy P. Higgins Live show was in full swing. She would be called up anytime now, and tonight she was ready.

From her spot, she heard Sammy announce, “Our next guest tonight is one of the top female music artists in the world. In the past three years alone she has sold over thirteen million songs on iTunes, toured in countless countries, and has been cheated on, then proposed to by some of the biggest jerks in the entertainment industry.”

Sammy P. Higgins was high on humor tonight. The audience went into overdrive from that intro, with real audience laughter billowing over the pre-recorded sounds they would normally air to bolster the entertainment factor for TV viewers.

His sidekick on the second stage shouted out, “Not nice, Sammy P. You realize she’s your guest, right?”

“I didn’t make up a word, for heaven’s sake. It’s on the damn cue cards.” He turned to look stage right and said, “It’s all fun and games until the celebrity guest pokes my eye out. What were you writers thinking, anyway?” More laughter spewed from the audience. “Let’s get her up here! Ladies and gentlemen, please help me welcome Lexxi Rock!”

Alexandra walked out on stage—with her black, curly hair bouncing around her face, and the purple wig in her hand. The crowd went perfectly silent. Even Sammy did a double take. She handed Sammy the wig, and as he took it, he looked down at it with stunned awe.

“Well. That’s a first.” He looked at the surprised audience again, and they broke into tumultuous laughter again. Sammy turned side stage once more, realizing he needed to go with the flow. “Where’s hair and makeup when you need it?” When no one came on stage, Sammy stood up and put the wig on his own head. Even Alexandra was laughing now.

Deadpan, with the wig on his head, he asked, “So…how are you doing, Lexxi?”

Alexandra stifled her laugh and shook her black curls around her face. “Much better now. How about you, Sammy?”

“You sure you want an answer, Lexxi?”

“Sure. Hit me.”

He leaned in close to her and snapped his neck so the hair of the purple wig hit Alexandra in the face. “I’m much better now too.”

There was an uproar in the crowd now, which Sammy fueled further by ripping the wig off his head and walking to the edge of the stage. “Who wants to be Lexxi next?” He turned his back to the crowd like he was the bride at a wedding and the wig was the bridal bouquet. With a powerful over-the-head shot, it flew into the crowd and a crazed male fan practically clotheslined a tiny woman for the purple tresses.

Sammy nodded to his sidekick and he queued the live band, who seamlessly delivered twenty seconds of the Benny Hill theme song. He ran along the aisles among the crowd as audience members threw it from person to person so Sammy would not get it back. It was as though Alexandra’s stunt had been planned from the beginning.

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