Gnarr by Jon Gnarr

Author:Jon Gnarr [Gnarr, Jón]
Language: eng
Format: epub
ISBN: 978-1-61219-414-1
Publisher: Melville House
Published: 2014-06-23T16:00:00+00:00

OUR MORAL CODE

Jón Gnarr described the self-image of the Best Party on the party’s website in January 2010.

The following “rules of moral behavior” apply to city officials and fellow workers in the Best Party, as well as all those who represent us in committees and panels. They also apply to individuals who represent the party in public, in the media, on the Internet, or using other, similar technologies, including those that have yet to be invented. With their signatures, all party members agree to these rules and are committed to them. Any violator of the rules incurs criminal penalties and will be prosecuted. Only in this way can the conscientious observance of the rules be achieved.

Anyone who is suspected of violating the rules must temporarily relinquish office while relevant officials investigate the matter. If the suspicion is confirmed, the person in question will immediately be suspended from party membership and must surrender his or her party card as well as all articles that bear the logo of the Best Party, such as T-shirts, buttons, and pens. Also, all relevant information, photos, and text materials will be deleted from the archives of the Best Party.

Finally, the expelled member must make a personal apology by asking for the forgiveness of party members in writing, thus showing remorse and expressing the desire for reparation. This apology should include an expression of regret at causing damage to our party and its image, as well as the hope that the voters will not condemn the party as a whole, but recognize the violation as the mistake of one individual. Finally, the document is to end with some warm words about the party and its wonderful members, and then be published in easily accessible places in the main analog and digital media.

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