Geek Actually Season 1 Omnibus by Cathy Yardley

Author:Cathy Yardley
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Serial Box Publishing

Geek, Actually

Season 1, Episode 7

Pussy Bites Back

Rachel Stuhler

#REBELSCUM

Michelle: Aditi, I’m not trying to get on your case here, but…

Aditi: Except that you are.

Aditi: I love you, you know that. And I’m working as hard as I can. Can we please talk about something else?

Elli: Seconded.

Aditi: How are you handling things with Ted leaving, Miche? Do you need anything?

Michelle: Next topic.

Elli: We’re just concerned about you, hon.

Michelle: I’m fine. And I’m not interested in rehashing everything. Life goes on.

Aditi: Unless you’re seven seconds late delivering a puff piece on being a female writer, apparently.

Michelle: That’s business. It’s different. And we’re also talking about a whole other novel, not just a blog post or posts.

Elli: And we’re friends. We care about you. We want to know how you’re doing.

Aditi: Then let’s abandon both topics, shall we? I’m not going to fight with you.

Michelle: Who said I’m fighting??

Aditi: Sigh.

Elli: It’s weird that it’s just the three of us today. Where are Christina and Neesha?

Michelle: I assume Christina is hungover, per usual.

Aditi: Well, she was out pretty late last night… [long pause]

Aditi: This is the point when you beg me to share what I know.

Michelle: Oh, God. She wasn’t arrested, was she?

Aditi: Miche, lighten up. She wasn’t arrested. At least, I don’t think she was…

Aditi: Anyway, she was all up in the TMZ pics this morning.

Elli: Christina and Vivi, sittin’ in a tree.

Aditi: They were “snapped by paparazzi” on a date. Christina looked pretty happy.

Michelle: Do you think she—dare I say—loves this girl?

Elli: *Squee*

Michelle: So Christina is sleeping it off, but where’s Neesha? Given what’s going on, I’m worried that she hasn’t checked in.

Aditi: I’ll call her now. AFK.

Elli: Sweetie, are you sure you don’t want to talk about Ted?

Michelle: El, I didn’t want to talk about Ted while we were married. Why would I want to now that we’re getting divorced?

Elli: To vent? Everyone needs that sometimes. Even She-Ra.

Michelle: Thanks, Elli. I know you’re all here for me.

Michelle: And thanks for comparing me to She-Ra!

Elli: Well, I might say you’re more like Frosta, but… Welcome!

Aditi: Back. Found her.

Taneesha: Hi y’all.

Michelle: Hey. We were worried about you. You’re never late.

Taneesha: About that…

Taneesha is typing

Taneesha: Things have… escalated.

Michelle: What now?!?

Taneesha: Things are being delivered. Freaky things. A Barbie doll with a noose around its neck and a steak knife in the belly.

Aditi: What the ever-loving fuck?!!

Elli: Neesha!

Taneesha: Stuff isn’t just showing up at my house, either. The mailroom at Starwisp must think I’m a serial killer.

Michelle: Go to the police.

Taneesha: I did. They don’t seem to care or believe that it’s really a threat.

Aditi: Is it even safe for you to go home??? These people know where you live.

Aditi: At work, you have plenty of other people around. At home, it’s just you.

Taneesha: I’ve been spending a lot of time at Bobby’s the last few days.

Michelle: Can you talk to your HR rep? Maybe hire some security?

Taneesha: That’s the first place I went. And I make a good living, but not enough for a bodyguard.

Michelle: Go back to the police.

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