Funny Business (The Brodie Brothers Book 1) by Kayley Loring

Author:Kayley Loring [Loring, Kayley]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Published: 2021-07-14T16:00:00+00:00

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OWEN: Does finger banging and a handy count as sex if you aren’t in high school? I may have screwed up.

MAMA BRODIE: Well now, I suppose that depends on a few factors, hon. Degrees of nudity for either party, level of sexual satisfaction for the finger-banged party, levels of intoxication for both parties, amount of intimate kissing, etc.

OWEN: Oh shit. Thought this was the brothers-only group.

DYLAN: Now THAT was funny.

MILES: My expert legal advice is that you have screwed up in many, many ways, Owen. Well played.

OWEN: I am so sorry, Mama.

MAMA BRODIE: Nothing to be ashamed of, sweets. We have always raised you boys to have healthy sex lives.

POPS BRODIE: We just forgot to teach y’all how to have healthy love lives. What the shit, son? You couldn’t wait until the end of the tour?

MAMA BRODIE: Do not listen to him, sweets. Miles told me her name and I’ve started following your girl on the tits. She is adorable.

MAMA BRODIE: Oopsie! *Twitter.

OWEN: Not my girl. How does Miles know her name?

MILES: Martin told me.

MAMA BRODIE: I Googled her last night.

DYLAN: So did Owen, apparently.

MAMA BRODIE: Her YouTube videos are just delightful! You should have her wide open for you.

OWEN: Uhhh…

MAMA BRODIE: I meant open for you. Your stand-up show.

POPS BRODIE: May I pour you another mimosa, dear?

OWEN: Thanks as always for your input, everyone. Let’s not talk about this anymore.

POPS BRODIE: Try to refrain from giving the nanny your input, loverboy. At least until you aren’t her employer anymore.

MILES: Agreed, Pops. Keep it in your pants, Owen. Like the cheese poops.

DYLAN: So mad I didn’t get to make that joke.

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