Fifty Beasts to Break Your Heart by GennaRose Nethercott

Author:GennaRose Nethercott [Nethercott, GennaRose]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Knopf Doubleday Publishing Group
Published: 2024-02-06T00:00:00+00:00

PANX

Everyone remembers the schoolyard game: Count a Panx’s teeth by hand, pressing a fingertip to one, then the next, then the next. While counting, recite the alphabet. When your finger pricks with blood, the letter last spoken will begin the name of the next person you’ll love. The game ends by letting the Panx lap the blood off. Return to counting. The number of licks it takes to clean your finger is the number of years before your darling stops loving you. If after a hundred licks the Panx has to be dragged away snarling, unfinished, then you know how lucky you’ll be.

Ghost Pipe would like to formally note that he disagrees with the above. He claims that the Panx’s reputation is only hearsay, and that is why it stopped licking Larkspur’s cut so quickly.

Phlox formally insists that we must focus only on the data, and the data is irrefutably in favor of the Panx’s legitimacy.

Ghost Pipe would now like to add (formally) that Phlox is not being very helpful.

Larkspur only weeps and weeps and weeps.

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