Fat Pig by Neil LaBute
Author:Neil LaBute
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Farrar, Straus and Giroux
Published: 2011-05-18T00:00:00+00:00
CARTER realizes he is being loud and gets up, crosses to the door, and shuts it. Smiling broadly.
CARTER Dude ⦠This is not her. You gotta tell me, tell me that much. This is not the ⦠her her. Is it?
TOM Yeah. (Beat.) Yes, Carter.
CARTER Oh-my-God. Oh-myâ
TOM Just stop, okay?
CARTER I mean ⦠OH-MY-GOD! This is a ⦠Jesus Christ!! Sheâsâ
TOM Would you just get out of here?! I mean it. Both of you â¦
JEANNIE Fine, Tom, Iâll go.
CARTER Yeah, I gotta go find my camera ⦠âTommy Joins the Circus!â
TOM Asshole.
CARTER Oh, come on, man! Youâd be doing the same thing to me â¦
TOM Bullshit â¦
CARTER Thatâs a lie, and you know it! You totally would â¦
TOM No, I wouldnât. Nope. (Beat.) We mess around a lot, but I do not make fun of your ⦠you know â¦
JEANNIE So ⦠you are seeing her, then.
TOM Itâs not, no, but why do I have to discuss this?! Weâre on the clock here. Come on â¦
JEANNIE Sure, fine, but if you wanna stop and talk about the Celtics for two hours with the guys, thatâd be okay, right? Yeah, thatâs cool ⦠But if I come in here because Iâm trying to figure out just what the hell is going on in my relationship, well, thatâs something we better talk about later. Letâs save that for some later time. Yeah, thatâs pretty fair!
TOM We donât have a relationship!!
JEANNIE Oh, really?!
TOM No, we donât ⦠Iâm sorry, but you keep saying that, and Iâm ⦠you know ⦠I keep trying to tell you that Iâm not, this isnât â¦
JEANNIE You said you wanted to try again! YOU told me that!!
TOM To keep you from nagging at me!! Just to stop you from calling and going on and on and on about this all the time!! Thatâs why!!!
JEANNIE Oh.
TOM Okay? I mean, God â¦
JEANNIE I see.
TOM Iâm sorry, but ⦠I just donât â¦
JEANNIE Then fine. Good.
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