Fake Saint of the Year: You Wanted the Perfect Saint? Too Bad! Volume 4 [Parts 1 to 7] by kabedondaikou

Author:kabedondaikou
Language: eng
Format: epub

Chapter 79: And Then...

After we’d defeated the witch, a plethora of— Uh, I mean, a bunch of things happened.

Jeez, I can’t stop being overly polite even inside my head now!

I’d thrown the noble feelings that had come pouring into me at the witch as quickly as possible, but it seemed like they’d still managed to contaminate—or rather, cleanse (?)—my rotten psyche somewhat.

Still, as the worst piece of shit in the world, a little purifying was hardly enough to turn me into a real saint. I’d just gotten a little bit closer to being a regular person. Besides, I was pretty sure that the feeling would fade soon enough, and I’d return to my true trash nature.

Anyway, after the battle, a state funeral had been held for Profeta.

She’d sacrificed herself so that I could continue a carefree life. While I would’ve normally felt bad, her satisfied smile at the end had convinced me that everything was all right. I was almost envious of her serenity.

Alfrea had known her for a very long time, so I’d figured she’d probably be devastated. To my surprise, though, she looked perfectly fine. I’d asked her about it, and she’d told me that, while she was a little sad, Profeta had lived a long and full life. She was even slightly pissed off that the turtle had found such a satisfying way to die.

The guardians had somehow heard wind of Profeta’s passing, so they’d rushed over to her funeral. They’d been mistaken for monsters and almost killed before I’d cleared up the situation, so now they liked me even more. I still didn’t really know what to do about it—I didn’t particularly like monkeys, after all—but that was that.

With the witch finally defeated once and for all, a big parade spanning several days had been organized. It was like a never-ending festival.

The fact that I was never the real saint had spread through the land before I’d even come back to life, but I’d apparently earned a new title in my absence. I was now the Great Saint.

Who’s the idiot who came up with that title?! I’m a fake, guys! A fake!

There were two actual saints around, so couldn’t they just focus on them for a change?

Oh, by the way—as the turtle’s successor, I’d obtained her powers. If I focused my senses enough, I could see places far, far away from where my physical body was, as if watching a movie! It even came with sound!

Naturally, my brain couldn’t process everything everywhere all at once, but if I focused on a specific place, I could see and hear anything I wanted.

You know what that meant, right? If I decided to peep on Eterna in the bath, I totally could! I hadn’t, though. I was a gentleman, so I’d never even consider doing something like that! Seriously, I hadn’t! For real!

Anyway, we’d finally reached a truly happy ending. Well, about as happy as we could get given Profeta had died in the process, but you know... I was kind of on the fence.

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