Fake Saint of the Year: You Wanted the Perfect Saint? Too Bad! Volume 4 [Parts 1 to 3] by kabedondaikou

Author:kabedondaikou
Language: eng
Format: epub

Chapter 74: Second Coming

Hi everyone, Ellize here!

Aren’t you dead, you ask? HA HA HA! YOU FOOLS! IT WAS A PLOY ALL ALONG! I’VE TRICKED YOU!

Nah, who am I kidding? I’m totally dead. Or at least, I’m pretty sure I’m supposed to be. To be fully honest, I’m probably the most surprised out of all of you guys.

After I’d died on the other side and managed to—eventually—find my way out of the darkness, I’d somehow ended up floating around in my old apartment.

As it turned out, I was back on earth, and most likely for the last time. I’d done everything I’d had to do on the other side, and now I was dead. All that was left was to find my way to heaven and laze around until the end of time.

“’Sup?” Fudou Niito (me) greeted me.

The other me was sitting at his desk, as always. He seemed even worse for wear than the last time we’d met up. On top of that, he looked positively pissed off. He probably didn’t have much longer left.

It was kind of funny how my sick body from my previous life was still clinging on to life when I’d already gone and died.

“Hey, been a while,” I said, waving casually.

Niito (me) glared at me.

“Watch the way you speak.”

“Oh, c’mon, who cares anymore? I’m done acting anyway.”

I’d played my part until the very end. The happy ending was underway, so there was no need for the fake saint act anymore.

I thought Niito (me) would get it, but instead, he grimaced.

“Feeling yourself, huh? You don’t know anything, yet you’re acting all high and mighty... Seeing your smug face makes me want to puke. So that’s how stupid someone looks when they pull the whole ‘I can look at the situation objectively’ card?”

“What the hell? What’s wrong with you today? You’re being so aggressive,” I complained.

I had no idea why, but Niito (me) was being a serious pain. You’re just me, so stop acting like you’re a big shot!

Instead of answering, he turned on his computer and launched Kuon no Sanka.

“We got it all wrong,” he finally said.

“Huh?”

“Explaining everything will take ages, so just watch,” he replied, pointing at the screen.

What I saw was...the total opposite of what I’d been expecting.

Layla clutched my dead body, bawling like a child. Her usually dignified behavior was nowhere to be seen. Trails of snot and tears ran down her face. Saying that it shocked me would be a huge understatement.

Layla was a kind soul, so I’d expected her to shed a few tears for me, but I’d never thought she’d fall apart like that. I understood on the spot that she wouldn’t get over my death as easily as I’d pictured. I just couldn’t imagine her picking up the pieces when she was in such a state.

The same went for the others.

Verner, in particular, had completely given up on life. He refused to go out of his room or eat. I even watched him try to take his life several times, only for Eterna to stop him.

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