Fake Saint of the Year: You Wanted the Perfect Saint? Too Bad! Volume 2 [Parts 1 to 10] by kabedondaikou

Author:kabedondaikou
Language: eng
Format: epub

Chapter 33: Make Haste Slowly

I left the crying old mess on the floor and hurried up the stairs. I headed out as soon as I reached the first floor, ready to head to the capital.

I know no one cares, but boy do I hate walking while wearing a skirt!

I was the saint—well, in name—so wearing these clothes was par for the course. To be honest, though, I really wished I could wear comfy outfits instead. Like...sweatpants. Not to mention I was a dude. I really couldn’t get used to dresses, no matter how many times I wore them.

I started picturing my male body in a dress...and struggled to stop myself from laughing. Actually, I would’ve preferred seeing that compared to the body I had now—at least I could’ve pretended I was wearing it as a joke that way. If I got people to laugh, I wouldn’t even mind twirling around a bit!

Not to brag, but in this body, dresses suited me way too well. I couldn’t just laugh it off.

Well, whatever. Not that any of this truly mattered anyway.

Moving on to more important issues—I’d estimated the time it’d take me to reach the capital of the Bilberry Kingdom. Only forty kilometers or so separated my castle from the capital, so it really wasn’t all that far away. If I gave it my all...it’d probably only take a few minutes.

That’s not even a marathon! It’s basically in the neighborhood!

The stealthy birds could cover this distance in around an hour despite their small stature, and it’d take a decent marathoner back on earth a little over two hours. As for me, I could easily reach three hundred kilometers per hour while flying, so I probably didn’t need more than eight minutes.

Speaking of which, I always made sure to use a bit of light magic so no one could look up my skirt when I was flying. It wasn’t like I was embarrassed about people seeing my panties—I didn’t care about that. It was the thought of gross men getting excited about it that gave me goose bumps.

All righty! Let’s get going and solve this whole mess real quick!

“Wait! Lady Ellize! Could you take me with you?” our very own main character, Verner asked, running after me.

Take you with me? What’s even the point? You won’t be any use, you know? I feel kinda bad for you, so I don’t wanna say it outright, but you’d be more of a burden, or...hmm...a hindrance? Maybe the word “nuisance” would fit the situation better? I’m not sure...

That being said, Verner was the protagonist. He most likely had some sort of plot armor, so he might’ve been able to achieve things he shouldn’t normally have been capable of. That, and...it was a good chance for him to level up. Maybe taking him along would be for the best.

“Wait! Why are you trying to look cool all on your own?” Random dude shouted.

“He’s right! We’re coming too!” Eterna added.

The two of them, along with the rest of their little group—including Four-Eyed Pervert—hurried to their side, raring to go.

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