F My Life by Maxime Valette

Author:Maxime Valette
Language: eng
Format: mobi, epub
Publisher: Random House Publishing Group
Published: 0100-12-31T22:00:00+00:00

Today a man on the train asked me if I had any change. I quickly responded, saying, “No habla ingles.” He then tapped me on the shoulder and said, “That would’ve been a lot more believable if you weren’t reading that English newspaper.” FML

Today it took me over three hours to cut out little letters for an event I’m putting on. It took the wind less than a second to blow them all over campus. FML

Today my family and I were at a restaurant. We’re Swedish, and we love talking about people in our language because no one here ever understands. I decided to comment about how ugly the girl at the next table was. She turned around and said, “Dra åt helvete.” That’s Swedish for “Go to hell.” FML

Today my boss forgot her meeting with an official from the military base and called to ask me to handle it. The very cute Marine showed up that afternoon, and we talked for an hour. After he left, I realized I had forgotten about the paper mustache I had taped to my face as a joke this morning. FML

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