Dog Diaries by James Patterson & Richard Watson

Author:James Patterson & Richard Watson
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Little, Brown and Company
Published: 2018-12-02T16:00:00+00:00

The Last Will and Testament of Junior Catch-A-Doggy-Bone

Dearest friends of the four-legged and two-legged variety,

If you are reading this, it means I shriveled up and bit the duster at the unimaginable shock and horror of having to attend The Perfect Pooch obedience training. I hereby leave my precious possessions as follows:

1. Ruff, I want you to have my collection of prize sticks that I hid in the back of your closet under your old T-shirt with the paint stains on it.

2. Mom-Lady can have the half-peeled tennis ball I keep buried down the side of the cushions on the comfy squishy thing.

3. Grandmoo can have my water-bowl—even better for drinking from than the toilet.

4. Jawjaw is allowed to keep the poop I left in her phys ed sneakers. You’re welcome.

5. Odin and Diego, to you I leave all my Canine Crispy Crackers. The best doggy treats in all the world.

6. Lola gets my Denta-Toothy-Chews. May they keep your teeth strong and plaque-free forevermore.

7. Genghis can have my cans of Crunchy-Lumps. Don’t eat them all at once.

8. Betty can take the big bag of Doggo-Drops—one for every joke you ever told me.

9. Oh, and whenever someone gets a moment, please pee (and/or poop) on Iona Stricker’s doorstep as much as possible.

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