Doctor Who - Short Trips (Big Finish) - 26 - How the Doctor Changed My Life by Simon Guerrier

Author:Simon Guerrier [Guerrier, Simon]
Language: eng
Format: epub, mobi
ISBN: 9781844353415
Google: T1t9PgAACAAJ
Amazon: 1844353419
Publisher: Big Finish Productions Ltd
Published: 2008-09-01T07:00:00+00:00

Matthew James

An adventure of the Sixth Doctor, with Peri

I never wanted to be an alien, I'm happiest sitting at home watching the

long-legged ladies on Strictly Come Dancing or in the pub drinking a pint

with a few mates. And you can skip karaoke too, I like to blend into the

background. But none of that's open to me any more, is it? And it's all the

fault of the overworked NHS.

It began with the sniffles. Big Ella leant over from behind my VDU and

told me to sort it out sharpish, i don't come into work to breathe your

germs,' she spluttered, and went off for her fag break.

I soldiered on anyway, ignored her glaring at me all afternoon. I don't

know why but whenever anyone tells me I have to do something, I always

seem to do the opposite.

By next morning my eyes were streaming, my nose discharging like a

Basil Fawlty fire extinguisher and my limbs getting longer by the hour.

Yeah, I thought that bit was a bit strange. I expected them to tell me I was

being melodramatic, that this was nothing more than ordinary man flu,

but I bit the bullet and went to see the quack. The hospital's outside town

and I spent a miserable hour on a couple of buses. I comforted myself

with the knowledge that even if I had passed my last driving test I couldn't

have driven myself in this state. That's one in the eye for all those people

who told me I would be glad of my own car in an emergency. The other

passengers did their best to ignore me as I coughed and growled and

gargled. There's that terrible thing with colds where you feel all sweaty and

itchy inside your clothes, and you think you must look like a monster. You

never look as bad as you feel, though. Only this time I think I must have.

I stumbled off the bus and made my way through the hospital car park.

The rain spattered down and people generally got out of my way. But as I

made my way up the shallow slope to the automatic doors of reception,

this pretty girl barred my way.

'Hi,' she said, with an accent from across the pond. 'Look, sorry, it's

really busy in there. You're best coming with me. We'll get you seen to

straightaway.'

I couldn't take my eyes off her, and as she led me round the side of the

hospital, I struggled to find something witty to say. 'You're from America?

Which part?'

'All of me,' she grinned mischeviously. 'And America is the tip of the

iceberg compared to where I've been. Come on. Try a phone call.'

I've heard of NHS Direct, so guessed the blue box outside the surgery

must be some sort of back-up. I must have been looking really unwell,

because the girl appeared anxious to get me out of sight and pushed me

rather roughly through the door.

'It's all right,' she said. The Doctor will see you now.'

'Dear, oh dear,' the Doctor said. 'What have you brought me here, Nurse

Brown?'

'I'm seeing things,' I stammered.

The Doctor laughed. 'No, your eyesight seems perfectly adequate. It's

just that the box you entered is rather bigger inside than outside.

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