Die Laughing: Killer Jokes for Newly Old Folks by William Novak
Author:William Novak [Novak, William]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Tags: Family Life, Humour, Jokes, Later Years, Life Stages, Marriage, Relationships, Riddles
ISBN: 9781501150791
Google: BD9IDQAAQBAJ
Amazon: 1501150790
Publisher: Atria Books
Published: 2016-10-24T23:00:00+00:00
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Philatelists will point out that this one doesn’t hold up logically, but jokes have their own special logic.
A common ending to this one has the shopkeeper asking, “And what about your fiancé?” The bride responds: “He’s a lawyer, so I’m definitely going to get screwed.”
The Mourner
Edward was putting flowers on his mother’s grave when he became aware of a man a couple of rows away who was weeping with great intensity. “Why did you have to die?” the man called out. “Why, oh, why did you have to die?”
Edward walked over and said, “I’m sorry you’re in such pain. I don’t mean to intrude on your grief, but may I ask whose death you are mourning? Did you lose a child, perhaps? Or was it your wife?”
The mourner took a moment to collect himself. Between sobs, he said, “He was my wife’s first husband.”
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