Diary of a Minecraft Zombie Book 11 by Zack Zombie

Author:Zack Zombie
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Herobrine Publishing Inc
Published: 2024-06-09T00:00:00+00:00

Wednesday

“UUUURRRGGGHHHH!!!!”

“What is it dear?!!!!”

Mom ran into my room.

“Look at my face!”

“OH DEAR!” she cried. “FRANCIS!”

“What is it? My dad asked, as he ran into my room.

“Oh boy.”

Since my parents had already seen me with a red face, blue face, yellow face, polka dot face and troll face, I had to come with something so hideous that they would really think I was dying.

So I introduced them to… ME GUSTA FACE!

“UUUURRR-GGGHHHH!!!!”

“QUICK FRANCIS, CALL THE DOCTOR!”

“Mom, I think it’s too late… I think it’s boredom… It’s really killing me… I don’t have much more time to live…. UHHHHHHHHH.”

PLOP!

“FRANCIS!!! OUR SON!.... HE’S… HE’S… HE’S… DEAD!”

“Oh Mildred, what are we going to do?!!” Dad said. “How can we have been such bad parents? If we had just let him be part of the All Day Minecraft Marathon PVP Tournament, our baby boy would not have died!”

Tee hee hee. It was working! I just tried my best not to be too happy or my Troll Face would come back and spoil everything.

“OH FRANCIS, I CAN’T TAKE THIS!!! I THINK MY HEAD IS STARTING TO HURT!”

“MILDRED!”

Uh...what’s going on?

“OH FRANCIS! MY HEAD! IT HURTS SO MUCH!”

“HOLD ON MILDRED, THE DOCTORS ARE COMING!”

“Mom?”

“IT BURNS! I CAN’T HOLD IT IN ANY LONGER!!!”

BOOOOMMMM!!!!!

SSSSPPLLLAAATTTTT!!!!

All of a sudden, my Mom’s head blew right off, and all her insides just spilled out all over the place!

“MOM!”

All my Dad could do was just stand there crying, covered in my Mom’s entrails.

“MILDRED, UURRRGGGHH!!!! DON’T WORRY, I’LL PUT YOU BACK TOGETHER! UURRRGGGHH!!!!

Then he just started sobbing and gathering all of my Mom’s insides to try to stuff them back into her body.

“DAD, I’M SO SORRY! WAAAHHHH!!!! I WASN’T REALLY SICK! WAAAHHHH!!!! I WAS JUST FAKING! WAAAHHHH!!!! I DIDN’T MEAN IT! WAAAHHHH!!!!”

I just took off my Me Gusta Face Mask and stood there crying and holding my Dad while he sobbed hysterically.

He was crying so much I couldn’t get him to stop.

Hey, wait a minute…

Then I looked closer and I noticed that my Dad wasn’t crying… HE WAS LAUGHING!!!!

Then he just dropped Mom’s corpse and started rolling around in her intestines, laughing.

I thought my Dad finally lost it and snapped. My Dad was full on crazy.

Then I heard some giggling coming from behind the closet door.

As I slowly opened the door, my Mom jumped out of the closet and fell on the floor next to Dad rolling around laughing.

“Hey, what’s going on here?”

“You should’ve seen your face, Zombie! Hahahaha!” Dad said as he held his stomach and pointed at me.

“I didn’t think I could hold it in!” Mom said, barely being able to talk because she was laughing so hard.

And there I was, just looking at both of them laughing and rolling around in my Mom’s intestines.

“WWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!”

“Oh, come here, Zombie. We’re sorry, Honey.”

“Yeah champ, He he.” Dad said. “We didn’t mean to laugh.”

“How did you know I wasn’t dead?”

“Well, first promise you won’t be mad at me, Zombie,” Mom said.

“Uh, OK…”

“Well, last night you feel asleep with your journal open… And I accidentally read what you wrote yesterday, and.

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