Delphi Works of Robert E. Howard (Illustrated) (Series Four) by Robert E. Howard

Author:Robert E. Howard [Howard, Robert E.]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Delphi Classics
Published: 2014-03-29T07:00:00+00:00

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GUNS OF THE MOUNTAINS

First published in Action Stories, May/June 1934

THIS business begun with Uncle Garfield Elkins coming up from Texas to visit us. Between Grizzly Run and Chawed Ear the stage got held up by some masked bandits, and Uncle Garfield, never being able to forget that he was a gun-fighting fool thirty or forty years ago, pulled his old cap-and-ball instead of putting up his hands like he was advised to. For some reason, instead of blowing out his light, they merely busted him over the head with a .45 barrel, and when he come to he was rattling on his way toward Chawed Ear with the other passengers, minus his money and watch.

It was his watch what caused the trouble. That there timepiece had been his grandpap’s, and Uncle Garfield sot more store by it than he did all his kin folks.

When he arriv up in the Humbolt mountains where our cabin was, he imejitly let in to howling his woes to the stars like a wolf with the belly- ache. And from then on we heered nothing but that watch. I’d saw it and thunk very little of it. It was big as my fist, and wound up with a key which Uncle Garfield was always losing and looking for. But it was solid gold, and he called it a hairloom, whatever them things is. And he nigh driv the family crazy.

“A passle of big hulks like you-all settin’ around and lettin’ a old man get robbed of all his property,” he would say bitterly. “When I was a young buck, if’n my uncle had been abused that way, I’d of took the trail and never slept nor et till I brung back his watch and the scalp of the skunk which stole it. Men now days—” And so on and so on, till I felt like drownding the old jassack in a barrel of corn licker.

Finally pap says to me, combing his beard with his fingers: “Breckinridge,” says he, “I’ve endured Uncle Garfield’s belly-achin’ all I aim to. I want you to go look for his cussed watch, and don’t come back without it.”

“How’m I goin’ to know where to look?” I protested, aghast. “The feller which got it may be in Californy or Mexico by now.”

“I realizes the difficulties,” says pap. “But if Uncle Garfield knows somebody is out lookin’ for his dern timepiece, maybe he’ll give the rest of us some peace. You git goin’, and if you can’t find that watch, don’t come back till after Uncle Garfield has went home.”

“How long is he goin’ to stay?” I demanded.

“Well,” said pap, “Uncle Garfield’s visits allus lasts a year, at least.”

At this I bust into profanity.

I said: “I got to stay away from home a year? Dang it, pap, Jim Braxton’ll steal Ellen Reynolds away from me whilst I’m gone. I been courtin’ that girl till I’m ready to fall dead. I done licked her old man three times, and now, just

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