Dear God by John Goode

Author:John Goode [Goode, John]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Tags: Contemporary, Dating, sex, Social, Issues, MM, Adolescence, Homosexuality, Minutes, Pages, Teen, Young, Adult, Love, Romance, Literature, Fiction, Juvenile, Lesbian, 1056
ISBN: 2940151245814
Google: KZKZAgAAQBAJ
Amazon: B00YBA5O38
Barnesnoble: B00YBA5O38
Goodreads: 19546835
Publisher: Harmony
Published: 2014-01-16T05:00:00+00:00

Note: All Bible passages were taken from the New Revised Standard edition.

About the Author

JOHN GOODE is a member of the class of ’88 from Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, specializing in incantations and spoken spells. At the age of fourteen, he proudly represented District 13 in the 65th Panem games, where he was disqualified for crying uncontrollably before the competition began. After that he moved to Forks, Washington, where against all odds he dated the hot, incredibly approachable werewolf instead of the stuck-up jerk of a vampire, but was crushed when he found out the werewolf was actually gayer than he was. After that he turned down the mandatory operation everyone must receive at sixteen to become pretty, citing that everyone pretty was just too stupid to live, before moving away for greener pastures. After falling down an oddly large rabbit hole, he became huge when his love for cakes combined with his inability to resist the commands of sparsely worded notes, and was finally kicked out when he began playing solitaire with the Red Queen’s 4th armored division. By eighteen he had found the land in the back of his wardrobe, but decided that thinly veiled religious allegories were not the neighbors he desired. When last seen, he had become obsessed with growing a pair of wings after discovering Fang’s blog and hasn’t been seen since.

Or he is this guy who lives in this place and writes stuff he hopes you read.

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